She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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