high people should be assigned attendants
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
