Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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