i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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