I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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