actually, I'm a sock model
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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