She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Im just a social blackout drinker.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize