This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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