This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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