I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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