Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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