Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Randomize
