I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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