You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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