I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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