I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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