this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
