I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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