oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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