Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
i've created a new STD.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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