Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Is her dick bigger than yours?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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