this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Randomize
