Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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