you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Four minutes until I can fart!
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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