I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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