hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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