I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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