Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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