i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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