Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Randomize
