You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
Randomize
