Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
He told me they were just razor bumps!
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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