I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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