please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
How naked do you want me to be?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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