Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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