i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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