Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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