You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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