Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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