That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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