Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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