Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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