I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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