is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Randomize
