i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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