yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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