your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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