I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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