I bet he comes in French.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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