if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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