ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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