After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
