If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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