like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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