lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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