Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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