The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize